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PhilberttheduckJul 24, 06:25 PMSplendid. Too bad it doesn't come standard with laptops. erhm.. portable computers..




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Mr. DeeJul 10, 06:13 PMIf they add the "word processing mode", then that simultaneously renforces my gripes with it (see other threads), then negates them.

It's an extra step in setting up a document, but I like the thought of it from a productivity standpoint. As long as there's no Clippy.

I am sure Apple will be wise enough to have an option in Preferences for Pages to set the default start up mode. So if you know you do mostly wordprocessing, it will automatically start in that. Also, you should be able to toggle modes.




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Don't panicApr 28, 12:00 PMhe's probably simply engulfed in life™.

the deadline is gone and nies is toast.
hopefully it is a hairy toast, otherwise we have just one more shot, with only 25% of success, before the village is doomed (barring some hunter magic).




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iMeowbotDec 1, 03:00 PMBut if we agree that the development of a secure OS is all about utilizing sound design, coding and auditing processes, then we must also accept that the challenge will be very difficult for Apple to meet: You just cannot do that with Open Source...
Sure you can. What you can't do is grab stuff and assume that it does the right thing without checking it for yourself. That's equally true for software developed in house, or developed by subcontractors or commercial partners. It has little at all to do with public vs. private source code.




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milatchiJul 28, 04:40 PMZune is a crappy name.

END OF DISCUSSION.




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iEvolutionApr 26, 05:29 PMLOL@ people that really expected this service to be free.

As if it doesn't cost apple any money to keep the server up and running and to hold your data.

Cloud services are a joke because there are so many places (at least in my area) where you cannot even get 3G speeds because the signal quality is so poor.

Furthermore, the area I work at blocks out cell reception so it would be pointless for me.

Another point is once this Cloud service is made they won't even bother updating iPod/iPhone capacities because they'll want you on the cloud service so they can get you to pay monthly fees for capacity.

Cloud storage is a terrible idea for multimedia storage.




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ufkdoApr 26, 12:08 PMIt will most likely be free for itunes purchases, fees will be determined by how much storage you need for other musics (in my opinion)




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triceretopsMay 3, 09:15 AMThe i7 isn't the default processor?:confused:




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macrumormongerApr 12, 04:38 PMWhat lens?

Zeiss 35mm Distagon 2/35

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Camera Canon EOS REBEL T2i
Exposure 0.002 sec (1/640)
Aperture f/7.1
Focal Length 35 mm
ISO Speed 100




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maclaptopApr 22, 11:07 AMYeah - I know if will never happen because SJ is compulsive obsessive with never making things bigger.
Most likely because he has the "Little man" complex.




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Charlie SheenMar 11, 03:26 PMwho's charlie sheen?




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idorunMar 16, 10:21 AMdid the employee @ fashion island say anything about what they have??




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BoyBachJul 21, 03:12 PMWell, it's official now.

http://www.engadget.com/2006/07/21/microsoft-confirms-zune-project/




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DoylemApr 13, 03:59 AMHarry the Herdwick says "Hi"...

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biggerbearbrianOct 19, 09:03 AM*sigh* How many times do we have to refute your assertions with facts before you stop repeating them?

To wit, the iPod is not Apple's "cash cow". By definition, if there is something that gains more revenue/profit than the iPod, then the iPod cannot be the cash cow. 58% of Apple's revenue still came from sales of Macs. Gross margins for both Macs and iPods has always been similar (hovering a bit below 30%), so the Mac also generates the majority of the profit for Apple.

As for Apple's innovative spirit lacking when it comes to the Macs, let's just point out that it Apple updated the iPod in October 2005 to the 5th generation, and we JUST got the 5.5th generation last month. Apple took a year to add slightly brighter screens, better battery life (only for video), and games. The nano just gained the anodized aluminum exterior -- wow, Apple's reaching back to the past for it's innovation now! And the shuffle got slimmed down and consolidated into one product. All this doesn't sound exactly like innovation to me. (Of course, Apple doesn't really need to innovate, since they're already selling iPods by the boatload.)

In contrast, Apple brought all of its Macs over to the Intel processor. The Mac Pro was dramatically higher value, what with double-wide graphics card slot, dual optical drives, 4 internal hard drive bays, etc., etc. All Macs (except for the Mac Pro) now have Front Row and a remote, which is a great feature. Built-in iSights have also migrated across the entire product line. The MacBook and MacBook Pro now have MagSafe -- a great innovation. Boot Camp is now supported on all new Macs. The Xserve has new features like lights-out management, redundant power supplies, etc. And we've seen some great things coming for Leopard, what with Time Machine and Spaces and iChat Theater and Core Animation and iCal Server, etc., etc., etc.

It seems to me that Apple is innovating more on the Macintosh side of things than they are with the iPod. What are they going to add next on the iPod -- wireless? *gasp*, so innovative!

Seriously, can we stop with this myth already? It's the same thing with all of Apple's "woes" with quality control (which was busted by the recent consumer reports articles where Apple has actually brought DOWN the number of new computers needing repair in their first year). It's something that's repeated ad nauseum by a few vocal people, when it's really not a problem at all. Same here: everybody gawks and writes about the iPod precisely because more people can afford it and more people can use it with whatever computer they have. So, obviously, you will hear more about the iPod.

Let's see if repeating myself again has any effect: the iPod is not Apple's cash cow!

Understood now?

OK, now fire away :rolleyes:


I think the argument can go either way. While iPod (which I love btw) is less than half Apple revenue ok. But if they were to just add the iPod line today, and have the amount of revenue they are reporting from it, the financial report would be "iPod has given us nearly a 100% increase in revenue".

So get some hershey's syrup, cause we got milk.




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ActarusMay 4, 01:33 AMSafe to say at this point we will have to wait. Man, I had that upgrade waiting. But then again, what's another three months to wait from the usual release date?

3 months... Or more, we don't know, that's the problem. Meanwhile, the Galaxy S2, an outstanding phone(reviews say), will be in the market. Apple, wake up.




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godrifleJun 6, 06:56 AM$1000 worth of a beating he'd get if i were his parent. Luckily for kids, i hate them and would never have one. Ever.

I'd elect to send him to law school to make good on the debt. But then he'd run the risk of turning into a Washington politician. Now *that* would be a tragedy.




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motulistAug 18, 06:56 PM... was that what you were after?

No, that's the opposite of what I was after, that's the bug it has now. Sigh, this is exactly what I predicted, they added a bunch of new features but haven't fixed any of the major usability bugs and flaws it already has. Why does apple show iCal such contempt?



truleJan 29, 04:57 PMI know better than to make to much of the market's verdict on any given week.

long term investors, which seems to be most people commenting here, would do better to look at the market verdict in terms of years. AAPL has broken down through its 50, 100 & 200 day moving average on INCREASING volume. That is a bear signal if ever there was one.

Look back to mid AAPL broke down past its 200 day moving average HOWEVER there was no increase in volume and the stock rebounded. That is a mixed signal.

Whilst I would never buy AAPL, looking at the long term chart I would expect consolidation followed by another fall...how far I don't know. If I look at the 10 year chart on a linear scale, where the price increase of the past 7 years becomes much more dramatic, then 40 dollars looks a good bet....and there seems to be some technical support at 60 dollars.

YMMV



HLXMar 31, 10:42 AMThe rest of the design is not so bad but I wish Apple would get over the urge to make things look like their physical incarnations. I know there is a name for this but it escapes me at the moment.

Skeuomorphic?

It is a bit like that, though maybe not fully, it's more visual as opposed to functional (for example in address book you don't have to 'turn' a page on the screen).

Anyway it is a bit odd, and bound to be super polarising. Personally I think I'd live with it for a while as it does help it stand out from the other dozen+ windows I tend to have open.



thisisahughesApr 13, 04:45 AMwonder what the price is. Actually, not sure if I want to know.

exactly.



Hutch98R1Jan 30, 07:29 PMThread hijack over -- AAPL stock is down just to create an opportunity for common folk to buy it.

I bought recently at 140. Even though the stock has dropped even further, I'm not worried!
I just wish the stock would split, so I could buy a lot more shares.

It will rise again!


On a side note, I was about to short Apple and Google a few months ago... should have listened to myself.



Stridder44Jul 25, 08:46 AMJust to be clear... it is USD $69. Which is NUTS. They know that people want a white BT mouse (and there aren't many currently out, if any at all) -- so I can't blame them for taking advantage of supply and demand.

But... wow. $70 for a mouse. That's... I mean.... $70 for a mouse! :)


Yeah no kidding. If it's one thing that NEVER wowed me in the Apple department it's the Mice. Always very expensive and ok at best. Mac keyboards are great however!

And for those of you who bought the expensive, one-button bluetooth mouse, sorry but...what the hell were you thinking!?