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BrianKonarsMacJun 6, 03:19 PM15 minutes?

45 Seconds is all it took to get the facts...

Google search: "android market return policy"

First result: http://www.google.com/mobile/android/market-policies.html

For those too lazy to click...

"Returns: You have 24 hours from the time of purchase (not download) to return any applications purchased from Android Market for a full refund of any applicable fees."

Summary: 24 Hours, not 15 minutes.
Yep, I've bought a few apps that weren't worth the money and returned them for a refund. It's a nice system, because you can then see if the app is actually worth the purchase to you.




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FraghaxApr 14, 08:56 AMWirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8G4 Safari/6533.18.5)

Could it be a placeholder for an apple branded television that we heard about recently? I think it would be a given that said TV would have app capabilities.




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zenvisionOct 24, 08:37 AMas others have mentioned, i'm a little surprised that only the 17inch model has a 7200rpm drive option. i'm going to check with apple directly to see if i can get a custom 15inch with a 7200 drive. my audio apps don't work well with the anything slower.

having said that, the ram, fw800 and dual layer burner are a nice addition

i was wondering about the 5400/7200 issue as well, especially as ill be doing a lot of audio and graphics work on my 15"...do you really think it'll make that much of a difference save a few seconds?




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gkarrisFeb 28, 04:20 PMAccording to this, he's demanding a 50% pay increase...

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-per-episode/739?nc

:eek:




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WyldRyceApr 22, 02:36 PMNo LTE = no buy if that's the case. I'll stick to Android considering that pretty much all upcoming Android phones are LTE compatable.




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Michael ScripMay 4, 06:37 PMI said "iPhone dominate smartphone market". What you mentioned is iOS vs Android. They're completely different.

If Apple did not have VZ iPhone, they will have 0 share outside GSM phone. Apple want the market share to translate into profit.

Apple is a company who's profit comes, mostly, from selling hardware. So market share of product matters to Apple. Google, on the other side, cares more on OS market share. As long as iPhone still win the "phone market", not the OS market share, Apple will do well.

Maybe you misunderstood me... I don't care about market share... either hardware share or software share. I don't think it matters how much of one thing there are against another thing.

You're right... Apple cares about profit... mostly from selling hardware. Which they do... lots of hardware. I think that's more important for a company.

Apple is, and has always been, a hardware company.

Google went down the route of putting their software on any device that wanted it... which is why I hate when people compare Android vs the iPhone.




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iApplesMay 1, 11:11 PMTwitter is the best news organization.

I agree. That's where I found out about it.

To be honest, as much as it may be a good thing, I have a feeling something bad is going to happen.

The only sad part is that it took the US this long to find him. Osama should of been dead 10 years ago.




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vga4lifeMar 31, 01:01 PMWindows Phone 7 might be a joke of a platform but Microsoft is going the right direction with the elimination of UI chrome.

Sadly, it looks like Apple's moving the wrong direction on the desktop.

Fake leather graphics have no functional purpose. This is what they're spending their time on?

I guess now that Macs are only 20% of Apple revenue, we're getting the "B-team" developers and designers. I give Mac OS X 3 more years, tops, before it's Apple ]['d in favor of iOS entirely.




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RocketmanOct 18, 07:19 PMIt is interesting to read the long list of disclosed risks in the financial statement news release on the Apple website.

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blow45Apr 13, 09:52 PMGene Munster

That just about says it all. You know (I am referring to macrumors staff, well arn and the other fella that is) very well his credibility is close to zero, everyone in the apple world does, so why report him? For hits? For ***** and giggles? :confused:




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shanmugamMay 3, 08:15 AMPrevious iMac HD upgrades have involved removing the screen - yes, really.

Hope these are better in that respect.

UK prices start at �999 for the 21.5" with 2.5GHz quad-core i5, vs $1,119
that's a really poor exchange rate dollar to pound !

is it lower or higher this time?




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LennholmApr 22, 05:05 PMJosh tweeted



I was among those that thought it was ugly, and that was an actual leaked device.

Save your breath for something a little more detailed than a mockup based on some guy's sketch.

Do you still think it's ugly?




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wordoflifeMay 1, 09:55 PMLooks like he had an iPhone.




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AuaxApr 24, 09:18 PMi just wonder what can we expecting with iphone 5?




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twoodccNov 23, 04:32 PMHi everyone, just joined the team.

I have an iMac core duo going at it. She isn't much with her 1.83Ghz but it'll be at it 24h a day. It's about to complete it's first WU after 1day 19hours. It sounds a bit long to me compared to the times a say reading the thread, is this normal?

glad to have you!

I also just joined. Let see what my '08 Octo 2.8 MP can contribute to our score/rankings:D

glad to have you! like SciFrog said, get a passkey and run the bigadv units on that mac pro!

Strange it hasn't been done yet. It would help as we struggle to take on ClubLexus as they have raised their production very close to our level.

On another note, it looks like the Gulftown 6 core that will be next in the Mac Pro are screaming. It will be hard to resist getting a 12 core machine (24 with hyperthreading) unless the price is ridiculous. Should be good for 60k PPD ;)

yeah i'm surprised that they said they would give us the points, and still haven't.

have you read some info about the Gulftown's? please share if you have! oh i know it will be hard to resist buying one!




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Bonsai1214Jan 28, 02:29 PMhave you noticed a big difference with the amp? i have the same headphones, which are fantastic, btw.

uDAC is not an amp. its a DAC.




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rtdunhamOct 18, 05:00 PMTo be honest Steve seems to say that every year, the problem is after he says it the first year if he doesn't say it about the next year shareholders will be more worried about their investment so it becomes a repetition.

I'm thinking the same thing. Can anyone find the appropriate quote from, say, last year's MWSF? I know i've been waiting since then for the exciting new products he promised: intel conversions don't count, nor do new casings and better batteries for iPods. The MacBook counts as a new product and the sales achieved by it could put it into the exciting category. iTV may fit but it's not coming out til next year. So what did Steve promise for 06? And what fits that bill?




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NickZacJan 12, 09:40 AMI wonder how many calories she has consumed since the start of this thread?




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diegous79May 3, 08:45 AMjust confirmed with Apple...hopefully they'll remove that.

Anyway, looking forward to the spec bumps for the Mini, the Air and the Pro.

And really hope that everyone's iMacs will behave and be okay this time around.

I just found that out too and I want to cry :-(



ArcadyJul 25, 09:25 AM$70 for a mouse? Give me a break.

I just bought a two button scrollwheel mouse for $1.67. There's no reason for it to cost more than that. $10 is too much.



TrollApr 25, 02:35 PMDid 9to5 Mac get this from the MacRumors forums? I think so: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1142610

Lol. Rumors based on rumors based on rumors. Solid journalism, if I've ever seen it. :rolleyes:



Moyank24Apr 28, 01:08 PMWhat kind of story kills the main character a quarter of the way through???

A tragedy?



ECUpirate44Apr 13, 10:44 PMWill it support Flash???? :p

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shandnApr 15, 12:42 PMAre you guys for real?

I'm not really into apple or apple products, but there is no big mystery behind the string ix.Mac.MarketingName (except for 'Mac', that is)

'ix' is and object or a variable in whatever programming language they've written this in.

'Mac' and 'MarketingName' are either methods or keys (in a hash) belonging to the 'ix' variable/object.

Let me illustrate with a simple javascript/JSON variable:


var ix = {